Ladies can you please help me with this embarrassing problem?!
Question: I have a bit of a drink problem and when i get drunk i cant get a erection. My girlfriend is staying this weekend and she as suggested i use a pencil as a splint.My question is..
could this give her lead poisining
Answers: I have a bit of a drink problem and when i get drunk i cant get a erection. My girlfriend is staying this weekend and she as suggested i use a pencil as a splint.My question is..
could this give her lead poisining
Dear sweet Wil L? I see you are at it again? You do have yourself a problem....have you ever been able to have a erection when sober? I really don't think so......you are just blaming all the beer you drink? Please do not attach a pencil to your penis......this would be very hard to get off....if you use crazy glue...well it would not be a pleasant experience for you....when you try to remove it...and string would cut off circulation to you Itty Bitty parts.........lol
that is just retarded, dont drink
Oh please. A splint?!?
My advice, ease up on the drink.
no they are made from graphite,now.
but watch out you don't use a #2 pencil ,
or you guys might get The E-coli.
First, get help for the drinking problem.
Second... all men get whiskey dlck when they drinl too much. Alcohol thins the blood.
No, pencil lead is made from graphite, although I would be more concerned about scratching the inside of her vagina.
ROFLMAO.....
No...
Graphite is used and does not contain lead....
I suggest a toy....
if you are too far gone with drink...
Peace.
OMG.....Still ROFLMAO.....
Peace.
I think you have an overactive imagination my friend, as well as a drink problem. Never mind giving your girlfriend lead poisoning I think you would find this a bit uncomfortable. Were you planning to tape the pencil to your penis or tie it either way it would not be comfortable. The only time I have seen a pencil used in regard to a penis is when I was a student nurse and we used the pencil on the dirty old men to deflate their erections. Yes girls it works just a tap with a pencil soon cools their ardour
DO NOT INSERT A PENCIL INTO YOUR PENIS.
this is a compleatly BAD idea.
seccondly, there isnt lead in a pencil, it's graphite.
thirdly, if you want to have sex with your girlfriend and want to perform, then don't drink. simple as.
good luck anyway! and don't shove anything down there unless you want an infection.
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eraser end up, she will be fine!
Well, don't drink so much, seek help if needed. Normal to not get erections after drinking too much. A pencil??? Come on!!
That is just crazy! If your old enough, talk to the doctor and get some Viagra! It works!!
No, as pencils these days are made from graphite. No worries.
LMFAO
You know sweetie they make attachments for people like you. Plus it'll give you a few extra inches and possibly vibrate if you spring for the deluxe model.
you've got a really dumb girlfriend. no offence but come on...A SPLNT!??? that would be really uncomfortable for both of you and it wouldnt be worth having sex.
JUST DONT DRINNK YA DING DONG
lol wtf dont use a pencil!!!!! just lay off the drinking a bit and penicls are made of graphite now not lead
My ex husband had the same problem, so I can say this with experience. The splint will NOT work. When a person is drunk, they get irritated very easily, and you don't want to direct your drunken irritability on your private area. That could be dangerous--and painful. Here's what you should do: get drunk until you pass out. That will leave your girlfriend free to find someone else who doesn't depend on alcohol for a good time. Believe me, this works!
dont get drunk
It sounds to me like you need another girlfriend. First, if she were any good, she would be able to arouse you, drink problem or not. Also, she should want you to be happy, and if drinking makes you happier than sex with her, she just needs to suck it up and accept that. It's your happiness that counts. If she wants pencils, rubber band 8 or 10 together and tell her to have at it while you go get yourself another drink.
May I suggest a safer alternative, 2 tongue depressors & some duct tape. It's not only safer but gives you some "bulk".
It may draw blood , or it may erase ur problem, i guess you just have to prove a point babe lol
xxx
No dear pencils are not made with lead. Graphite just make sure that it isn't sharpened.
Oh Gosh.....I am gonna die laughing and its all your fault....!!!
edit.....sweetjudy so funny too.....ROFLMAO
The cure for 'whiskey dick' is pretty simple.
Will, if your 'brewer's droop' is so bad that you can't give a lady what she has a right to expect, maybe you should get her a vibrator - and call it "Won't."
zOMG! Yes! Totally you could! omgomgomg!
um, seriously, a pencil splint?! i don't think that would work, honey, and that could also be dangerous to all parties involved. i don't know where you gf even heard that. just don't drink if you wanna have sex. it's a common problem for guys and girls, sometimes referred to as "whiskey dick" or "whiskey clit."
lol.. I don't think that would be advisable.