I ate expired mayonnaise, now what?!
Question: I ate expired mayonnaise, now what?
Was it rotten? Or could this be something else? Do I just have to wait it out if I get sick?
I feel warm, my stomach is cramping, and I feel like my body is going to decide to make it hurl. I know the mayo was in the fridge since towards the end 2010.
What can help this? Will it get worse? I have class soon, should I try to go? Should I make myself hurl?
Answers:
well, it does mean sept 4th 2011, but if mayonnese is expired, it becomes poisonous. not kidding, you can google it, if it was damaged, you have to go to a doctor immediately, but since your not dead or really sick, i doubt it, maybe your allergic to it, or maybe you just have the flu
it doesn't seem like it is expired, becuase i don't think it would affect you that quickly. I have to eat slowly or I get super sick, that could be the same with you.
Go sit on the toilet, brace yourself, and prepare for an earth shaking bowl movement.
Make sure you set asside a couple of hours, this may take awhile... oh, and make sure you have a few rolls of TP on hand, its going to be messy.
You are psycholyzing yourself into a hypochondriatic attack.
I once ate some Turkish candy that was 15 years old and was fine. You are self-victimizing yourself by way of expiration dates.
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Gork
now you die