how do u know if your fart will make any noise?!
Question: How do u know if your fart will make any noise?
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dude this may sound odd or gross but honestly its true. when youre sitting down and gotta fart lean on one cheek to spread ur b hole open, pass ur gas and you are inaudible its just when your cheeks are together or pressed against something you'll make a noise. but honestly too just excuse yourself if it gets dangerous. good luck on your date man youre gonna have an awesome time
and if youre standing make sure youre unnoticed spread one cheek youll never fail
Don't order the beans. Or take some pepto bismol before you eat
HEY!
Put a cork in it!