HOW AM I GOING TO PEE?!?!?!?!?!
Question: HOW AM I GOING TO PEE?!?!?!?!?
Answers:
Seriously, I would just use a tree. Go ahead. Mark your territory! Dogs do it all the time. Why cant you? Nothing wrong with peeing outside. What do you think they did before there were toilets?
Uh, pee in the toilet anyway? It'll flush eventually.. BTW: people using the bathroom outside was partly responsible for the bubonic plague.. Jus sayin.
GO OUT SIDE FIND A BUSH, HIDE BEHIND A TREE.
go out side and point up in the air, as you are peeing, that way people will look up and not at you
get a bottle....maybe two just in case