Sometimes, a noise emanates from behind me, followed by an unpleasant odor. What!
Question: Sometimes, a noise emanates from behind me, followed by an unpleasant odor!. What is happening!?
I hear an odd sound coming from behind me followed by an unpleasant odor!. Could it be some kind of paranormal activity!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
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I am afraid you have deteriorating intestinal contents!. This problem is caused by the ingestion of solids and liquids through the oral orifice and forcing them down the esophageal tube!. After being softened by harsh acids in an internal digestive sac, this mass gets pushed down into a long tubular internal organ!. Along the way, bacteria have consumed some of this matter and have created noxious fumes!. As these fumes leave the body through a posterior orifice, a noise is created by vibration!. The odor you experience is the fumes emanating from your posterior!. In order to avoid such fumes, you must cease placing any item in your oral orifice!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I am afraid you have deteriorating intestinal contents!. This problem is caused by the ingestion of solids and liquids through the oral orifice and forcing them down the esophageal tube!. After being softened by harsh acids in an internal digestive sac, this mass gets pushed down into a long tubular internal organ!. Along the way, bacteria have consumed some of this matter and have created noxious fumes!. As these fumes leave the body through a posterior orifice, a noise is created by vibration!. The odor you experience is the fumes emanating from your posterior!. In order to avoid such fumes, you must cease placing any item in your oral orifice!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I answered a question like this before, people who don't believe in paranormal will tell you no!. Its okay not to believe in ghosts as opinions are opinions, I do however believe in ghosts!. But don't just jump to the conclusion you have a ghosts!. Knock out all the rational reasons first!. Noise could be someone in another room such as friends familes or pets, the smell could be food in the kitchen or as gross as this will sound someone going to the bathroom!. Yet don't say you don't have one either, if you rule out all the reasonal explanations, then you possibly may have some paranormal activityWww@Answer-Health@Com
In english, this is called a "Fart"!.
Now, the word fart has an interesting history!. It emanates (pun entirely intended) from the same source as "Phantom"!. (I'll bet you didn't know that did you!?) Now, a fart is, literally, a phantom smell often preceded by a poltergeist "loud noise" effect!. It is, therefore, no wonder that you are almost sh******ng yourself with fear!.
What you now have to decide is whether this is true or a bluff!. Answers please on a postcard to: G!.W!. Bush, 1127 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC!.
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Now, the word fart has an interesting history!. It emanates (pun entirely intended) from the same source as "Phantom"!. (I'll bet you didn't know that did you!?) Now, a fart is, literally, a phantom smell often preceded by a poltergeist "loud noise" effect!. It is, therefore, no wonder that you are almost sh******ng yourself with fear!.
What you now have to decide is whether this is true or a bluff!. Answers please on a postcard to: G!.W!. Bush, 1127 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC!.
Cheers
Karma
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This is ommonly refered to as 'gas'!. it is co2 emmiting from your anus and creates a 'ripping' sound sometimes!. Not to worry, it is natural!Www@Answer-Health@Com
You are being stalked by a ninja with bad gas!. I suggest hiding in your closet until it's safe!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
the cure for this is to stand in a really crowded elevatorWww@Answer-Health@Com
you may need to go tell your doctor this!.sounds serious!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
You are about to explode!
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stop looking and smelling behind, just walk straight forwardWww@Answer-Health@Com
Some a$$hole behind you was talking $h!t!!!!!!!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
DUDE get out of there!. This happened to me once, and this brown stuff came out!. it was HORRIBLE!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
you are doomedWww@Answer-Health@Com