What would you do if you woke up with a 50 lbs spider on your chest!?!
Question: What would you do if you woke up with a 50 lbs spider on your chest!!?
I would probably have post depression for the rest of my life!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
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I would slowly and calmly pull my 9mm that is loaded with hollow points from under my bed, and take it out with a head shot!.Then I would offer exclusive photos to the highest media bidder!. It would have to be worth more than a couple of more celebrity babies!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
I would wet myself!. Then I would freak out completely, and get the heck out of the house, suffering numerous injuries as I knock everything over and try to use walls as doors, because I would have forgotten how to use the doors and wouldn't be able to find them anyway in my panic!. I'm not particularly afraid of spiders, but yeah, that's what I would do!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
oh gosh! i cant even imagine!!! i would have to say go into shock at first but then after thinking about my poor babies in the other room i would have to then go and fight it and wrestle it till i captured it or till it died!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I would stare for a while to make sure if it was a dream!. Scream and get it off and have an even worse phobia of spiders for the rest of my life!. I think I would cry too!. -_-Www@Answer-Health@Com
Ummm!.!.!. my dog is 22 lbs and HE cannot sleep on my chest, I would shoo him off the bed long before I was concious enough to look at him!.
A spider that big would definitely be kicked out of my bed unnoticed!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
A spider that big would definitely be kicked out of my bed unnoticed!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
lol I would cry, and be in a very bad way for the rest of the day, I have a real fear of spiders!. Just thinking about it gives me the chills!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
i would stare at it in utter shock for 30 years and then scream for another 12 and then be in thearapy for the rest of my lifeWww@Answer-Health@Com
Die of a heart attack!.!. right on the spot!. I'd probably freak and end up squishing it with my covers!.!.!.but definately die!.
Strange, i ACTUALLY thought about that this morning!.!. very strange that you'd ask :P heheWww@Answer-Health@Com
Strange, i ACTUALLY thought about that this morning!.!. very strange that you'd ask :P heheWww@Answer-Health@Com
I'd be very traumatized and probably go catatonic!.Or I'd scream and hopelessly try to shove it off me!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
i would scream at the top of my lungs
get out of ed and jump up and down trying to get it off mee lol
i would freak outtt!!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
get out of ed and jump up and down trying to get it off mee lol
i would freak outtt!!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
I would flip!. I seriously think I would have to go to therepy (not kidding)!. I don't like little spiders to begin with!.!.!. they are my biggest fear!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
probably leave its equivalent in the toilet!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
first i would capture the spider in a jar go to the doctor and get myself checked out bring the spider with youWww@Answer-Health@Com
omg i would JUMP and go crazyy nd run and scream and jump out the window lmaoo i hate spidersss!!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
I would help her eat her pee seasoning spider!. Www@Answer-Health@Com
I would cry and scream for mercy and freak out and run around and leave my house !.!.!. ughhhhhh
Thats a weird question though !.!.!.
I farted!.!.!.n my friend did tooWww@Answer-Health@Com
Thats a weird question though !.!.!.
I farted!.!.!.n my friend did tooWww@Answer-Health@Com
i would probably die of a panic attackWww@Answer-Health@Com
Be like "WHAT THE F***!!!" and get it off me!. probably kill it!.!.!.!. or most likely run away hahaWww@Answer-Health@Com
OMG! i would absolutely freak out and probably end up in a psych ward in a straight jacketWww@Answer-Health@Com
I would be like "Oh sh**!"
And grab the nearest object and smack the crap out of it!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
And grab the nearest object and smack the crap out of it!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
shoot myself!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Me too!.!.yuck!.!.spidersWww@Answer-Health@Com
i probably would have died right there lol i hate spiders im sooo scared of themWww@Answer-Health@Com
I'd try to get it off of me!.!.!.then put a basket over it or something!.!.!.then call animal control!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
i dont think spiders are 50 lbs
and wat would i do!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
throw it out the windowWww@Answer-Health@Com
and wat would i do!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
throw it out the windowWww@Answer-Health@Com
I'd wonder where it gained all that weight!Www@Answer-Health@Com
i highly doubt it was 50 lbs!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
call its mumWww@Answer-Health@Com
i'm pretty sure i would die of a massive heart attack Www@Answer-Health@Com
i would pee on it!.
then eat it for dinner
and use my pee as the sesoning!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
then eat it for dinner
and use my pee as the sesoning!.Www@Answer-Health@Com