Are there pills to make you fart?!
Question: I love to fart but I dont want to go poo. Please suggest food only if it does not result in the need to use the bathroom. In other words, I want to fart but not use the toilet. Thanks. This is not a joke.
Answers: I love to fart but I dont want to go poo. Please suggest food only if it does not result in the need to use the bathroom. In other words, I want to fart but not use the toilet. Thanks. This is not a joke.
Most people don't know about this but "sun-chokes", sometimes called "Jerusalem artichokes" will do it for you.
And you won't poop but your belly will be bloated with gas.
Just boil them for a few minutes. Keep checking with a fork till tender. Drain. Leave in cold water awhile until cool.
Peel off the skin, like a potato.
Cut them into bite sized pieces, add a bit of mayo, salt & pepper and ENJOY!
These are the most gas-producing veggies ever!
HAPPY FARTING, DUDE!!! And sleep well.
wtf,, um i know poutine fries make me fart
and eating eggs a lot
beans, beans, the magical fruit.
the more you eat, the more you toot!
beans, beans, beans, AND MORE BEANSSSS
Eat a Big Mac....It works for me.
LMAO!!!! Try Hard Boiled eggs!!
Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot! The more you toot, the better you feel, so eat your beans at every meal!
try the ones at spencers.. stores.. the ones with the weird pill candy labels.. maybe it will get in ur head.. and you'll do what you want.
garlic
Might not be a joke, but it sure was funny to read and it still is, LMAO
oh, I forgot to answer you, IDK... but yeah what the others say, beans. I never heard of a fart pill before, lmao...........
How old are you 10 ?
o.k. idiot.....eat some pinto beans, eggs, and cheese, or call a pharmacy and ask one of the pharmacists. (They LIVE for these kinds of questions.!!!!)
Foods high in fiber... esp. veggies (I know. Imma vegetarian. And I fart a lot. HAHA)
Yeah...they're called beans. They're especially effective when combined with cabbage and broccoli.
beans
um...well I know beans make u fart a lot...
ewww... try like greasy foods..
They're called beans.
Yeah, use your armpits. lol
Go to a joke shop, or eat alot of cheese! LOL if u fart dude the girls will clear the floor.
hard boiled eggs and pork-N-beans
lol, ok, some diet products, like halls, actually make you fart, just don't eat too many of them or you'll end up in the bathroom!
it's impossible to not go poop if u eat, silly! but i'm sure there is something out there! good luck w/that. u should light one on fire and put it on youtube!
hey if you wanna fart just eat fruit but sooner or later your gonna have to poo if you leave it inside you youl sure be sick so eat heaps and heaps of fruit and also heaps of peanuts..
hard boiled eggs, but eventualy, you are going to have to poop
What? That would be hilarious, but you know that's why they teach kids the "musical fruit song" so that they will eat beans instead of take pills to make it happen!
Step 1: get in car
Step 2: drive to Taco Bell
Step 3: go through the drive thru and proceed to order 2 or 3 bean burritos
Step 4: give it about an hour
Complete steps in order as follows and you'll be playing the as$ trombone for the next two days.
lol! I do believe this tops the most ridiculous questions I have ever seen here...
I feel sorry for you...I mean whenever you fart...brownies come out. Have you tried good ole beans or hard boiled eggs?
If you still have the problem go and see your doctor...even though you don't want to, you probably should go.
CHEESE CURDS ARE MY SECRET WEAPON!!
but wouldnt it be so much more funny if you farted and s*#t at the same time lol :)