How can I prepare my body for brunch?!
Question: How can I prepare my body for brunch?
My goal is to "bankrupt" a brunch restaurant tomorrow.
Here is my pre game plan:
Drink no water all day.
Eat 1 piece of bread for breakfast & lunch
Poop and pee before I go to the restaurant
When I am there:
I plan on sitting near the barbecue section so that it requires minimal exercise to reach the "expensive" food. I plan on drinking no liquids and eating slowly.
Once I am full I plan on going to the washroom and vomit everything I ate. (This will be my first time)
Anyone have any other tips for me? Also, is it okay to be vomit food that I eat for just ONE day?
Here is my pre game plan:
Drink no water all day.
Eat 1 piece of bread for breakfast & lunch
Poop and pee before I go to the restaurant
When I am there:
I plan on sitting near the barbecue section so that it requires minimal exercise to reach the "expensive" food. I plan on drinking no liquids and eating slowly.
Once I am full I plan on going to the washroom and vomit everything I ate. (This will be my first time)
Anyone have any other tips for me? Also, is it okay to be vomit food that I eat for just ONE day?
Answers:
Wow that is the stupidest thing i have ever heard to try and get out of eating.
Brunch is earlier in the day so you have a better chance of burning it off before you go to bed. instead of throwing it up and making your throat burn, and giving you breath that will insure you wont get kissed that day. Go to the freakin gym! if you don't have one go on a jog. You are doing it the lazy and down right ridiculous way.