Alli diet pills?!

Alli diet pills?

i have some questions on them.
do you have any personal experiences with them? it would be great to know if they work or not, and if there are side effects
[i heard that bad things can happen to you if you take them..like leakage of some sort]

i want to start taking it...and no, im not kidding around, this is a serious question: would i be allowed to buy the pills without a parent/guardian with me? [im thirteen.]
and no, im not one of those SUPER skinny girls that think they need to loose weight.
i feel like it would be good for me to loose some weight.

any info would be awesome :]

I just asked my pharmacist yesterday if they were selling a lot of Alli and they said not as much once people knew the side effects and that for some, they may have to wear an adult diaper to avoid embarrassment.

This is direct from their website:
What are treatment effects?
alli™ works by preventing the absorption of some of the fat you eat. The fat passes out of your body, so you may have bowel changes, known as treatment effects. You may get:

gas with oily spotting
loose stools
more frequent stools that may be hard to control

Partner with a registered dietitian to start your weight loss plan
The alli program requires a commitment to healthy eating habits. However, you don’t have to make these changes alone. For assistance in finding a Registered Dietitian, visit the American Dietetic Association website.