I need to get sick over night?!
Question: I need to get sick over night!?
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if you think you cant fake it!. just stay outside! well that is if your in the us!. its freezing outside! just wet your hair, walk outside, start licking the street and walls!. I dunno!!? it wont happen immediately!. if you needed to be really sick tomorrow then you shouldve started feeling the symptoms today!. good luck man!Www@Answer-Health@Com
mk!.!.!.!.
well it depends on what kind of sick Fake or real!?!?!?
Fake (just pretending)
you going to need
Spray bottle
Hair Dryer
Makeup (i know, sorry)
Ok wake up before your parents and turn the hair dryer on, make sure to direct it at your forhead, the back of your neck, and a little bit on your arms!. This will make them think that you really are sick but make sure not to leave it on to long or else they'll think you need to go to the hospital!.
After that get the spray bottle and spray your face, neck, and shirt pretty good!. It'll give you that "cold sweat" look!. This really helps!.
And after that your going to get your sisters or your moms makeup
look for something pale to put all over your face!. when your sick, usually you lose the color in your cheeks!.
Thats all i can think of
Hope i helped :DWww@Answer-Health@Com
well it depends on what kind of sick Fake or real!?!?!?
Fake (just pretending)
you going to need
Spray bottle
Hair Dryer
Makeup (i know, sorry)
Ok wake up before your parents and turn the hair dryer on, make sure to direct it at your forhead, the back of your neck, and a little bit on your arms!. This will make them think that you really are sick but make sure not to leave it on to long or else they'll think you need to go to the hospital!.
After that get the spray bottle and spray your face, neck, and shirt pretty good!. It'll give you that "cold sweat" look!. This really helps!.
And after that your going to get your sisters or your moms makeup
look for something pale to put all over your face!. when your sick, usually you lose the color in your cheeks!.
Thats all i can think of
Hope i helped :DWww@Answer-Health@Com
This is an old trick my uncle told me about when he was in the Navy!. I don't know if it works!.!.He swears by it though!. Put a bunch of soap under your arm pits and let it dry!.!.Must dry! He said he had friends that did this to get out of certain duties!. Who knows!.!. He told me it causes vomiting and fever!. I guess b/c the pores are clogged!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
The best way past a problem is through it, not by avoiding it!. Whatever it is, if it doesn't kill you it'll make you stronger!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I guarantee the following will make you sick!. But it may kill you too!.
Stick your finger deep into your rectum!.
Take it out & put it into your mouth!.
Lick/suck off all the yummy bacteria!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Stick your finger deep into your rectum!.
Take it out & put it into your mouth!.
Lick/suck off all the yummy bacteria!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
eat some raw chicken!? Thatll make you pretty damn ill, may even get you into hospital for a while!
No seriously, dont eat raw chicken - be a big man and face whatever it is you have to face!Www@Answer-Health@Com
No seriously, dont eat raw chicken - be a big man and face whatever it is you have to face!Www@Answer-Health@Com
you can vomit by eating then poke your finger down your throat
But that is disgusting even thinking about itWww@Answer-Health@Com
But that is disgusting even thinking about itWww@Answer-Health@Com
scratch you eyes like krazy
tell someone to ush you off the stairs repeatedly until you get hurt
drink alot of soda
sleep with the fan right next to your face
put a peny under your tounge
throw upWww@Answer-Health@Com
tell someone to ush you off the stairs repeatedly until you get hurt
drink alot of soda
sleep with the fan right next to your face
put a peny under your tounge
throw upWww@Answer-Health@Com
Than why do you need to get sick!. Because getting out of school seems the only reason why you want it!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
eat bad food!. drink rotten milk!. if not, fake it with the classics with temperature!. or pretend to faint!. good luck!Www@Answer-Health@Com
it takes three days to actually get sick!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
i hate being sick but eat raw cookie dough or something
i know that's bad but you asked!Www@Answer-Health@Com
i know that's bad but you asked!Www@Answer-Health@Com
eat something like unhealthy or eat a bunch of ice or somethingWww@Answer-Health@Com
Take a sip of Drano!. No, don't do that!. Just fake being sick!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Take laxativesWww@Answer-Health@Com
Fake it!Www@Answer-Health@Com
FOOD POISONING! hahahaWww@Answer-Health@Com
prostituteWww@Answer-Health@Com
why do you want to be sick !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
eat your own pooWww@Answer-Health@Com
cut ur wristsWww@Answer-Health@Com