My wife has an aroma, what can i do?!
Question:
My wife has an aroma, what can i do?
Every damn month we go though the same exact problem. She often feels the urge for ole Osiris and she will not go to bed without requesting her 'medicine'. This has always been a pleasure for both of us but in that there particular time of the month when she feels all emotional and very fragile like she can smell worse than a barfing coyote.
She don't do much to help matters but godammit I feel like gaggin and the good god he never put on this here earth to to see and smell such as this. I tried to suggest we wait but she aint the kind to wait when she sess what she wants. I bought her perfume and all but she only puts in on her neck.
How can I be tactile like and tell her without her making a big fuss like i was callin her a big fat stinky hogg beast?
Answers:
Thank You, laughter is the best medicine and you have me in stitches!