I really need some advice?!
Question: My friend had unprotected cyber sex with a man she met online and now she thinks she has crabs.
How can she get rid of these cyber crabs? Is it harder than getting rid of normal ones?
Answers: My friend had unprotected cyber sex with a man she met online and now she thinks she has crabs.
How can she get rid of these cyber crabs? Is it harder than getting rid of normal ones?
Hoy Speedy shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh will ya
Man - I bet her computer has all KINDS of viruses now...
Yeah they infect all your fanny files, and are little buggers to delete.
Best treatment is the Brazillian eradication software. Dont even leave a landing strip.
Use cling film over your PC next time you/she gets jiggy with another user
He doesn't have an anti-virus?
Poor loser
I don't think it is your friend
.....I think its you with crabby end..!
so hold your mouse between you knees
roll it round at 5 degrees
this will rearrange the field
and voila..the crabs should yield
let them fall into a pan
then set them free in someones spam...!!..
Gonna have to clean the hard drive sweetie. Call Geek Squad on this one. ;)
Didn't she use anti virus protection?
Cyber crabs are very difficult to kill off speedy fanny
No matter how many of the little buggers you kill, they keep creating new 'crabs'
Why... Speedy Fanny....do you know what normal ones are like to get rid of then.????
What you need to do is shave one side light the hair part on fire and when they run across the shaved part,stab them with a fork.
A think what you need is a attack cream. Wot it's called is'Antimite-Nanomite Prep X. You apply and they go about rearranging into 'Anti[Troll[Crabs" & turning the Troll's into rose colured beads. Tell your friend to pee a lot. R;mao at this one...
Oh and here's a link about what happens to the beads lt8r.
My advice is to grow up.