How do i get my g/f sectioned?!
Question: How do i get my g/f sectioned!?
i need to get my g/f put in a mental home she's gone mad she as started doing funny thing she steals sweets of baby's and pinches oaps bums a caught in the garden talking to the washing line and lots of other weird this how do i get her in the loony bin then i can cop off with her sisterWww@Answer-Health@Com
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Frank darling you know you won't get rid of me that easily,i know you want my sister coz u like fat women but i'm sorry i'm not puttin12stone on for you,its you who should be sectioned for force feeding me sweets when i'm asleep & not letting me eat anything but chips for tea!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Aside from the fact that you are joking, you need to get a medical doctor to observe and agree her behavior, then you can get her sectioned!.
Talking to the washing line isn't mad, I talk to my clothes horse, Timothy, all day!.
Maybe your girl friend's sister does too, then you will be out of the frying pan and into the fire!. Www@Answer-Health@Com
Talking to the washing line isn't mad, I talk to my clothes horse, Timothy, all day!.
Maybe your girl friend's sister does too, then you will be out of the frying pan and into the fire!. Www@Answer-Health@Com
1!. get a big sack (the cloth type :))
2!. put bag over her head and tell her shes just asleep which is why its so dark
3!. take the bus or train to the nearest river, come on youre only going to do this once in your life you may as well show off about it!. give small children strange looks when they stare at you!.
4!. throw B I T C H in river!.
5!.go home and have a sammich whilst making her sister cook you something tasty and serve it up on her naked body!.
6!. eat!.
7!. !.!.!.this next step is up to you
8!. watch on news how loony threw herself in river in a bag and blamed it on her bf!. whilst making her sister do the ironing!.
9!. !.!.!.!.
10!. PROFIT!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
2!. put bag over her head and tell her shes just asleep which is why its so dark
3!. take the bus or train to the nearest river, come on youre only going to do this once in your life you may as well show off about it!. give small children strange looks when they stare at you!.
4!. throw B I T C H in river!.
5!.go home and have a sammich whilst making her sister cook you something tasty and serve it up on her naked body!.
6!. eat!.
7!. !.!.!.this next step is up to you
8!. watch on news how loony threw herself in river in a bag and blamed it on her bf!. whilst making her sister do the ironing!.
9!. !.!.!.!.
10!. PROFIT!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
You can't get her sectioned unless she is a danger to herself or others!.
If it was up to me, and I have to choose if you went or your girlfriend went I'd choose you!. Sounds like you have some crazy thoughts going round in your head!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
If it was up to me, and I have to choose if you went or your girlfriend went I'd choose you!. Sounds like you have some crazy thoughts going round in your head!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
this is all normal for a female, basically if it's got t1ts it'll be mad as a fish on a bike!.
Learn to live with it and nail her sister anyway but if you get caught wave your tackle goodbyeWww@Answer-Health@Com
Learn to live with it and nail her sister anyway but if you get caught wave your tackle goodbyeWww@Answer-Health@Com
I know the answer to this, you first have to have your self sanctioned then whilst in there pretending you are in need of help you tell on her, works every time!Www@Answer-Health@Com
she aint the mad one, you are i mean come on you with her sister thats a no no!. But go ahead if u dnt mind ya balls getting cut off if ya gf finds out!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
It's all in your head, I think you need some mental help!.
If you're trying to get with her sister, you need your *** kicked!Www@Answer-Health@Com
If you're trying to get with her sister, you need your *** kicked!Www@Answer-Health@Com
She's pre menstrual that's all!.
You could always tell her you want to sh@g her sister - that should send her packingWww@Answer-Health@Com
You could always tell her you want to sh@g her sister - that should send her packingWww@Answer-Health@Com
First, get a life!.
Second, stop being silly!.
Third, duck offWww@Answer-Health@Com
Second, stop being silly!.
Third, duck offWww@Answer-Health@Com
lol call the men in white coats goodluck with her sister although shes probably mental 2 Www@Answer-Health@Com
Depends how may sections you want her in!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Where the hell are you from!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
Ever heard of "takes one to know one"!? :- )Www@Answer-Health@Com
your sickWww@Answer-Health@Com