OMG I cannot get out of my bed?!


Question: OMG I cannot get out of my bed!?
I'm addicted to my new tempurpedic matress, my kids hav'nt been to school in days!. I even hav'nt eaten in days I just can't get up though it feels to good, its like being on drugs but no braincells are lost oh my god someone help me what do I do!. Yes I am on my labtop and no this is not a joke help me!!?Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
your just over reacting about your stupid mattress!. i have the same one!. the commercials exaggerate so much, its gotten to your head!.
please mature up and stop acting so stupid!. i cant believe you pick a matress over your kids!.
retard!.
this is coming from a 13 year old btwWww@Answer-Health@Com

Sounds like a great advert for the matress company!. Email them and get them to send round a film crew - you'll make millions in endorsements!
(however - if by some strange chance you are actually being serious, then you are probably suffering from depression!. The matress is an excuse for an inability to face the world and your responsibilities as a parent!. In which case, email/phone your parents and ask them to look after the kids for a few days while you bite your pillow and work out what is vexing you)!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Just wait it out and lay there untill you feel like getting up!. You'll feel like getting out of bed EVENTUALLY!. And when you do feel like it, you will get out, then life will move on!. Untill then, enjoy yourself!. No problem, nothing to worry about!.

How long have you been in bed already!?

BTW your kids are probably loving not going to schoolWww@Answer-Health@Com

wetting the bed would help me get up pretty quickly, if that doesn't help then close your eyes, don't think about it and just hop up outta bed and splash your face with cold water!.!.!. that should wake you up!.!.!. if not then sign up with secondlife!.com, you can live virtually through your laptop!.!. good luck :)Www@Answer-Health@Com

you need to call someone!. Notify a friend or family member!. They need to come!.!.!.force you out!.!.!.anb you might need couselling!.!.!.or even to get rid of the bed!. Please, if there is no phone around ask your children to call or bring you one!.Www@Answer-Health@Com





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