How to get mono?!


Question: Okay, that sounds kinda weird, but here's the thing:

I'm in college, working two jobs, and barely have time to sleep let alone pay for my bills. My parents (who aren't paying for anything) think I'm a total failure because I barely passed my classes last semester, and this semester isn't going any better.

My parents only yell at me and I feel like ****, and don't feel like I can accomplish anything, but I still love them, and I want to show them I'm completely stressed out, and need thier support (verbally, if not financially).

I was wondering if anyone knew how to get mono, because I read that it shows that you are extremely stressed.

Sorry for the weird question, thanks.


Answers: Okay, that sounds kinda weird, but here's the thing:

I'm in college, working two jobs, and barely have time to sleep let alone pay for my bills. My parents (who aren't paying for anything) think I'm a total failure because I barely passed my classes last semester, and this semester isn't going any better.

My parents only yell at me and I feel like ****, and don't feel like I can accomplish anything, but I still love them, and I want to show them I'm completely stressed out, and need thier support (verbally, if not financially).

I was wondering if anyone knew how to get mono, because I read that it shows that you are extremely stressed.

Sorry for the weird question, thanks.

kiss the sluttiest girl you can find and you could possibly get mono or just go suck alot of dick!

go to a doctor and get it tested. it does make you extremely tired, your glands swell and you will have a killer of a throat infection. In the old days they called it "the kissing diease" however you can pick it up from a drinking fountain any place that was exposed to the public and came in contact with you. Theh only sure way to know is to take a blood test at your doctors. never try to diagnose yourself leave it up the practicing physicians

nope !!!
if you really wanna get it .try counseling first because you take pills ! cause no matter what .pill will hurt your body
and you should talks to your friends or get a girlfriends !!
then SEX





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