What should i do to keep myself calm and quite when my boss ask stupid questions!
Question: When you go to office, keep your education, experience, common sense, general knowledge, self esteem at home, under lock and key. The boss is always right!
Answers: When you go to office, keep your education, experience, common sense, general knowledge, self esteem at home, under lock and key. The boss is always right!
Think of something funny. Sometimes I will look at something funny on the person....like a bad part or eyebrow hairs, etc.
Listen to him, answer him, and be polite.
think of a monkey on a unicycle =]]
U kno tat its a stupid question why do u listen to it? Jus do acting like tat u r listening to him n think off abt the last coffee with ur girl frien. Its very simple u jus hav to smile wen ur boss is smiling n be serious wen ur boss is serious..... Tats wat I did. I think tis cud be a gut way to do it....
Think like this .... that you did not get a more stupider boss than like this and thank God for it.
Answer them.
Remember when you were younger and were told Don't be afraid no question is stupid. Maybe your boss still thinks that way.
Good luck, just try not to laugh in your bosses face.
bite your tongue and smile, that is what i do
Never mind the monkey, imagine your boss on the unicycle. That should keep you amused enough to get through the stupid questions :D
Just smile and answer the question. If he/she is asking questions because he/she is incompetent, think about how fun it will be when it's discovered and you get his/her job.
When my boss does it, I simply try to explain to him in the simplest form, the answer to his extremely stupid question. Then I wait for him to leave, tell him how stupid he is and cuss him out as soon as he is gone. Then I take a little white pill the doctor gave me for anxiety since he is the cause of most of my problems. Hope this helps!!
Tell your boss the following "You know boss that is a very interesting question, let me think about it and see how best I can answer it for you." Then think about it for a few seconds and give him/her the correct answer. While you are thinking about it though do the following in order:
--raise your eyebrows
--lower your eyebrows
--rub your chin
--say "hmmm" (while rubbing chin)
--give him/her the right answer
After he/she walks away, later on in the day go to your boss and tell them "I appreciate you asking me questions, so if you need anything else feel free to ask me" (say this while raising and lowering your eyebrows, and rubbing your chin) and then say "hmmmm", then walk away.
Hope this helps...let me know how it goes.
make a note of it so that you and your buddies can discuss and laugh about it later !