How about some Christmas humor in the mental health field?!
Question: Christmas carols for the mentally disturbed:
* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....
* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell
Answers: Christmas carols for the mentally disturbed:
* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....
* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell
OMG...I hate to say it, but this is so funny. I have worked in the MH field for almost a decade and right now I am in a PhD program to finally become a psychologist. That makes it even worse that I am laughing out loud! Star for you, and a forward to all of my therapist friends..
how about
* 11. Bipolar Disorder- HOHOHO. I'll just sit out this Christmas. HOHOHO. Two more hours of sleep?
I dont find number 10 funny and i am OCD so yeah... and bipolar.
Christmas was a highly anticipated holiday by each one of my daughter's alter personalities - they would take turns telling me of their excitement, and that they did not want to share gifts!
On her first appearance, my Multiple daughter's new alter looked out the window. (As a young child she had never seen snow) She turned and exclaimed in her teenage body, "Look, FEATHERS!"
Oh, we had some good laughs
Very cute mental humor!! I have bad anxiety so I'm going to the party where no one else will be o.k.?
OMG so halarious
Bulimics: Now bring us some figgy pudding, and we'll meet in the loooooooooo
Well you made me laugh. This was cute