Will farting on someone's pillow really give them pink eye?!

Question: Will farting on someone's pillow really give them pink eye!?
Got this idea from the movie Knocked Up, but want to know if it really works!. My grandma insulted my girlfriend a few days ago, and I figure a case of Conjunctivitis is the perfect tool for revenge!. Also, would I be able to use something to mask the scent without diminishing the effect of the fecal particles!? I don't want the fart smell making her suspicious!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I doubt if this can be pulled off!. First, the fart is just smelly air which will diffuse into the air!. However, if you decided to put real poop on the the pillow and it gets into the eye, it will cause a bad infection!. Depending on how much gets inside the eye, it may cause a serious bacterial conjunctivitis!.
What will be a challenge is putting the right amount of poop on the pillow without her seeing or smelling it!!
I will think this plan is doomed!. An easier plan will just be to walk up to her and tell her your pains!!Www@Answer-Health@Com

No! Goodness, why would you do such to your grandmother!. That's such plain evil; don't even try to do it 'cause it ain't working and by the way!.!.!.!.Don't be mean :(Www@Answer-Health@Com

this sounds HILARIOUS, haha, find out and DO IT!
poor, poor, grandma!Www@Answer-Health@Com

Ermmmm no, but farting on my pillow will give you a black eye!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

OMG HILARIOUS!. ummm i would turn the pillow over, so the smell doesnt show upWww@Answer-Health@Com


no, thats just stupidWww@Answer-Health@Com

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