So i Slipped on a cucumber and now it's stuck?!
Question: So i Slipped on a cucumber and now it's stuck?
Answers:
ask your neighbours to help you out. I'm sure they will be happy to help.
Two choices: ride standing up in a horse trailer to the ER, or go to Ripley's Believe it or Not Museum. I favor the latter because you have a small fortune on your hands (or elsewhere). You will amaze people with your ability to land with full body weight on a cucumber and not squish it with the force of landing. As a former rocket scientist, I also would love to understand how it is physically possible.
RN and former rocket scientist
Hahaha, K that's funny but is this fake?
I mean were you naked? Who makes a salad naked?
Anyway, if it is true, you probably have to see a doctor if you can't get it out,
Unbelievable!! Take a laxative and hope for the best. Happy April fools Day.