I amputated my finger!?!


Question: I amputated my finger!!?
I was reading a good book the other day, while chewing my fingernail!.

At the end of the 400 page novel, I looked down and saw that my finger wasn't there!.

I had chewed my finger off!

Is there any way me and my dismembered finger can reunite!?!?!Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
if i was you i would eat a magnet!. Remember the movie "the iron giant" at the end, the giant metal monster explodes after saving a town from a giant meteor and all his body parts slowly re-unite at the north pole!. After you swallow the magnet, wait a few hours and sht it out!. Your pinky should have magnetically rebuilt it's self!. Get it and either use super glue or duck tape to put it back on!. I bet you could be an i-phone hand model when your pinky's all better!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Sure, puke - put the dismembered finger on ice and rush you and it to the hospital!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

ha ha very funny my names bugs bunny!!!!!!!!! Unless the blood supply had been cut off and u hav very sharp teeth i think ur bored and just made that up so u can see what answers people put on it!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Maybe if you poop it out, otherwise you are out of luckWww@Answer-Health@Com

wouldn't you see blood on the third page on the book!? lolWww@Answer-Health@Com

OH COOL! DID IT TASTE GOOD!?!?!? Www@Answer-Health@Com

this is a joke right!.!?!.
wouldnt it be alittle hard for you to chew it off!.!?!.
lolWww@Answer-Health@Com





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