Major problem. Help needed?!
Question: I'm a bit drunk and I was chopping an onion and waving this nasty knife about a bit and I seem to have somehow cut off a part of my ear. Because im drunk it ddnt hurt much at first and i though it was alright so i just tried to glue it back on with superglue. It didn't really work and now there's blood and glue everywhere and the bit that came off really stings. Im not technically allowed to drink as part of my parol so I cant go the doctors. What shall i dfo it realy realy hurts!
Answers: I'm a bit drunk and I was chopping an onion and waving this nasty knife about a bit and I seem to have somehow cut off a part of my ear. Because im drunk it ddnt hurt much at first and i though it was alright so i just tried to glue it back on with superglue. It didn't really work and now there's blood and glue everywhere and the bit that came off really stings. Im not technically allowed to drink as part of my parol so I cant go the doctors. What shall i dfo it realy realy hurts!
jamie got it right, you're a goober mate. a big one. the way i see it you've got 2 choices: 1. simply cut your ear off to avoid infection or 2. go to doctors, get it cleaned up etc, then if they go to call the cops on your ***, just cut their ears off aswell, they'll be so involved in gluing their own ears back on, you can easily make a quick escape out the back exit.
Use tape
You need to figure out what your priority is:
Would you rather go to jail or would you rather lose part of your ear and then go to jail when you have to see the doctor anyway because of a nasty infection?
I'm not even sure the doctors would turn you in, but that probably depends where you live. You don't have to tell them that you're on parole
I think you know the answer, you need to go to the emergency clinic. regardless of your parole, you could develop an infection that could go to your brain
but maybe you dont have a brain...................good luck
what a goober, drinkin on parole and cuttin your ear off
in regards to the drs tellin on you, if you tell them you have been drinkin, which they will ask if they smell alcohol on you. they will do a blood alcohol level test. if its above a certain level they are required by law to call the police
see a doctor your ear might get gang green and fall off
tell them you was swatting at a fly and cut ear
Just wait until your sober then go to the doctors. I had weed in my urine when I went to the hospital, and they didn't report me they just sent me home. The drink should go away the next day but still keep it under freezing cold water, that'll stop the bleeding .
They sell butterfly bandaids that work like stitches
Get a tube of ointment and have some one apply
the butterfly bandaids after you clean it up and dry
it off with gauze...
Do this about 2-3 times a day for at least a couple
of days.
You will be lucky if they do that much after waiting
hours in the ER.
Ooo sounds nasty. Wash it - get rid of the superglue to begin with and wash it with whatever sanitizer you have.
Then, go to the doctors ... I know you're on parole etc but remember you don't actually have to tell them you were drinking ... you can just say it was an accident. If it's a few days later, they can't detect alcohol in your system. Go to an emergency place - hospital, doctors, immediately to prevent infection and worst of all, a deformed ear!!