The doctor is here........next patient puh-lease!?!?!


Question: Certainly....*shows in next patient then fuks of out the back for a smoke* x

Got to make ends meet somehow Dr bubba...You pay shitpence! x

Oh yeah...Where was it you bought that medical degree from 'Doctor'?
I already went through their pockets, you have some strange patients!!

Right!! *rolls up sleeves* C'mon Felicity...me n you...outside!!

You dirty fighting cow!
You win this one, but watch your back flickity witch....
Hobbles off to lick wounds in a quiet corner...Where's a fekkin doctor when you need one? xx


Answers: Certainly....*shows in next patient then fuks of out the back for a smoke* x

Got to make ends meet somehow Dr bubba...You pay shitpence! x

Oh yeah...Where was it you bought that medical degree from 'Doctor'?
I already went through their pockets, you have some strange patients!!

Right!! *rolls up sleeves* C'mon Felicity...me n you...outside!!

You dirty fighting cow!
You win this one, but watch your back flickity witch....
Hobbles off to lick wounds in a quiet corner...Where's a fekkin doctor when you need one? xx

what ?

...

im sick

dont need a prostate exam sir

why does my vision get slightly better after I've had one shot of hard liquor?

i'm nearsighted.





edit: call it a hunch. something tells me you're not a doc.

edit #2: Y!A needs an "Uninteresting" star too.

edit #3: dude, are you crazy

whats the best way to get rid of sexual frustration on my lonesome

my penis is on the frizt doc what should I do? i had sex with countless women but notthing is working!!!!

Why do people ask such weird questions? Wish people were more serious sometimes, thought this sight was to help people with questions and answers.

i have asthma doc

Can you squeeze me in without an appointment?

Try asking a question next time...

lol,, my stomach hurts and i have headache and diarreaha,, so wuts that doctor?

thank god theres a doctor here you see i have this drink problem i tend to spill more than i drink Ive tried straws how can i fix this problem help please thinking of having it fed intravenously? alcohol obviously

I feel like a pair of curtains.

I have a drink prob doc,
1 mouth and two hands..........help

lmao. mkay??
hahaha... wow i have gingermingeritis?
i'm going to die aren't i!!! :(

oh god i have no health insurance nor life insurance. *sobs*

Is it true that you have had a massive pay rise? if so, why. The rise seems to be very much above inflation.

A baby just came out of my vajayay. acould you please explain this to me???

I need seeing to !!!!
Di xx

Could you fit me in to be fixed please...I'm in need of an overhaul ?

That poppy seems like a bit of a gobby layabout.
If you would prefer someone rather more hard working i'm your girl.

Are you calling me a whore? Well i never!
But if it means i can get one over on that socky slutbag, i'm all for it.
See you outside sloppy.

*grabs poppy by the back of the head on the way out, pulls her to the ground and starts jumping on her head*

You have got to be on dope!





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