Do rimjobs make you sick?!
Question: Do rimjobs make you sick?
My boyfriend and I love swapping oral, but recently we have both got into rimjobs. I was a little wary, but we went ahead with it anyways. Now I have E-Coli, but I'll get over it eventually. So my question is, can I pour mouthwash into my bf's bunghole to prevent me from getting sick?
Answers:
My name is Doctor Joan Smiter, and I am a doctor. I can say with confidence that mouthwash will drastically improve the quality of your boyfriends bum. You might even consider brushing his anus with toothpaste - I recommend sensodyne so as not to initiate any burning sensations that have been known to occur with toothpaste to *** application.
Dr. J. Smiter, MDS
I went to college, and med school, and I am a doctor so you better believe what I tell you.