OMG! An athiest sneezed on me. What do I do?!
Question: Silly Hippy, the atheist was greeting you. Lick the atheist on the cheek, then go virgin hunting with the atheist (it's an excellent way to cultivate your own babbys).
Answers: Silly Hippy, the atheist was greeting you. Lick the atheist on the cheek, then go virgin hunting with the atheist (it's an excellent way to cultivate your own babbys).
CHEMICAL BATH
Say "gezundheit!"
who cares..
grow up!
go to church and pray for an hour until you feel better. you should be fine.
lol say God bless you.
Tell God you feel blessed.
Grow up.
Pray you catch it moron
Ingest the spittle for an IQ boost =)
Shower in Holy Water.... or say God Bless you
OMG. You're done for. It was nice knowin' ya, Brother Manuel...
*sniffle*
whatever you do, don't say god bless you
Uhm - I would think you would be disgusted for a moment (someone sneezed on you), and then you would get on with your day. Unless a person has an infectious disease - it doesn't matter what their religion (or lack thereof) is.
Hey! that was sorta similar to my answer to the other contagious atheist question... I'm calling the copy-cat patrol out here.
Atheism is not contagious so you have nothing to worry about. It is still best to avoid them however because they can be a bit whiney about stuff.
While there may not be any health risks from touching an atheist you should still pray for it.
Ask Dane Cooke, he was in a similar situation lol.
Take a shower QUICK!!! Then got to church and pray for him to see the light.
Personally, I wouldn't care if one of 'them' sneezed on me... but that all depends on your religion, too, I guess.
Buddhist- Get some insence (cant spell that word) and cleanse yourself.. Then again, a buddhist would say, "Dear person, I do not mind that I had been sneezed on.. its jsut the circle of life"
Christian- Confess and ask for a little holy water to put on you
Athiest- Go out with them
Jew- Im not really sure :)
**'I wasnt insulting buddhists just to let you know... im one
...you have just been "anointed" with the "holy-snot" be blessed... it won't last long... instead of saying "God bless you"... try saying... "do you give umbrellas with that shower"
hand Sanitizer....and what the heck does their religion...or lack of religion have to do with sneezing....it's just as gross if a Christian or a Jew sneezed on you. Snot is snot no matter what the person believes in......BTW EWWWWWW
Breathe it in, son. Breathe it in.
HOLY WATER!!!!
You. Are. Going. To. Die.
OMG its sooooo hard to believe that there are OTHER cultures out there! Might as well commit suicide now...
grow up.
god u mofo...get a life. judging ppl by their religion only causes sh*t
remember the holocaust?
heres to the next adolf hitler (in case ur not smart enough to get that, i mean YOU)
10 Hail Marys.....tie your shoe laces together and scamper away
The hell breaks loose! RUN!!!!!
You mean... you didn't, ya know, explode or anything?
Oh em geeeeeeee!
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It's too late now...you're pregnant.
Nothing.
It's A T H E I S T.
Lick off the sneeze, and take it with a glass of water. You might be interested to know that atheist saliva is a potent multivitamin, rich in antioxidents and omega 3 fatty acids. Needless to say, a bit of atheist saliva each day keeps the IQ drop at bay!