What is YOUR best method for blaming others for one your farts?!
Question: There's the usual...
1)Sniff..sniff, what is that smell!??
2)Completely ignore the abomination altogether. "What? I don't smell anything."
3)"CHRIS, COME ON. Not in closed spaces damnit!"
But I want more, people. Let's have some innovative ideas cause my rotation is getting a little worn out.
Answers: There's the usual...
1)Sniff..sniff, what is that smell!??
2)Completely ignore the abomination altogether. "What? I don't smell anything."
3)"CHRIS, COME ON. Not in closed spaces damnit!"
But I want more, people. Let's have some innovative ideas cause my rotation is getting a little worn out.
Say out loud dude go use the restroom.
Wow that was a good one if it was me I would have claimed that one
Dam dude what did you have to eat.
Blame the young child in the room. No one will take his/her word over an adults. Or blame the dog, he can't defend himself.
give someone a dirty look when it happens, people will assume they did it.
automatically cover your nose afterward and look really mad.
"dude, so not cool!"
sorry, the dog had cheese this morning
i think the baby needs a new diaper
You are gross!