What would happen if the tooth fairy left you a letter?!
Question: Thank you for leaving one [1] tooth under your pillow last night.
While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward in the case of lost or stolen children's teeth, we were unable to process your request for the following reason(s) indicated below:
( ) the tooth could not be found
( ) it was not a human tooth
( ) we do not think that pieces of chicken bone are very funny
( ) we were unable to approach the tooth due to excessive odor
( ) the tooth has previously been redeemed for cash
( ) the tooth did not originally belong to you
( ) the tooth fairy does not process fingernails
( ) your request has been forwarded to the Nerve Ending Fairy for appropriate action
( ) you were overheard to state that you do not believe in the tooth fairy
( ) you are age 12 or older at the time your request was received
( ) the tooth is still in your mouth
( ) the tooth was guarded by a vicious fairy-eating dog at the time of our visit
( ) no night light was on at the time of our visit
( ) the snacks provided for the tooth fairy were not satisfactory, or were missing
( ) we discovered evidence of unsafe tooth extraction as follows:
[ ] string
[ ] pliers
[ ] gunpowder
[ ] hammer marks
[ ] chisel
[ ] part of skull attached to tooth
[ ] no dental care
( ) other:
Thank you for your request, and we look forward to serving you in the future.
Sincerely,
The Tooth Fairy
Answers: Thank you for leaving one [1] tooth under your pillow last night.
While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward in the case of lost or stolen children's teeth, we were unable to process your request for the following reason(s) indicated below:
( ) the tooth could not be found
( ) it was not a human tooth
( ) we do not think that pieces of chicken bone are very funny
( ) we were unable to approach the tooth due to excessive odor
( ) the tooth has previously been redeemed for cash
( ) the tooth did not originally belong to you
( ) the tooth fairy does not process fingernails
( ) your request has been forwarded to the Nerve Ending Fairy for appropriate action
( ) you were overheard to state that you do not believe in the tooth fairy
( ) you are age 12 or older at the time your request was received
( ) the tooth is still in your mouth
( ) the tooth was guarded by a vicious fairy-eating dog at the time of our visit
( ) no night light was on at the time of our visit
( ) the snacks provided for the tooth fairy were not satisfactory, or were missing
( ) we discovered evidence of unsafe tooth extraction as follows:
[ ] string
[ ] pliers
[ ] gunpowder
[ ] hammer marks
[ ] chisel
[ ] part of skull attached to tooth
[ ] no dental care
( ) other:
Thank you for your request, and we look forward to serving you in the future.
Sincerely,
The Tooth Fairy
Lik. these are the reasons what i tell mmy kids why the tooth fairy didn't show up or leave money
Thank you for leaving one [1] tooth under your pillow last night.
While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward in the case of lost or stolen children's teeth, we were unable to process your request for the following reason(s) indicated below:
(x ) the tooth could not be found
( ) it was not a human tooth
( ) we do not think that pieces of chicken bone are very funny
( ) we were unable to approach the tooth due to excessive odor
( ) the tooth has previously been redeemed for cash
( ) the tooth did not originally belong to you
( ) the tooth fairy does not process fingernails
( ) your request has been forwarded to the Nerve Ending Fairy for appropriate action
( ) you were overheard to state that you do not believe in the tooth fairy
( ) you are age 12 or older at the time your request was received
( ) the tooth is still in your mouth
(x ) the tooth was guarded by a vicious fairy-eating dog at the time of our visit ( the cat)
(x ) no night light was on at the time of our visit
( ) the snacks provided for the tooth fairy were not satisfactory, or were missing
( ) we discovered evidence of unsafe tooth extraction as follows:
[ ] string
[ ] pliers
[ ] gunpowder
[ ] hammer marks
[ ] chisel
[ ] part of skull attached to tooth
[ ] no dental care
( ) other:
Thank you for your request, and we look forward to serving you in the future.
Sincerely,
The Tooth Fairy
star. by the way i love the new photo of you. hugs
tooth fairy has got smart's. lol
Since when the the tooth fairy hire a lawyer?
Must be a honest lawyer, because BOTH DON'T EXIST
cute--lol--but wonder what was the real reason for the letter ?
gr8
stars!
this is so cute!! Man, I could shower you with stars for that one.
U ROCK JAKE
~ I think that is very cute,,and very clever........something for your child to put in their memory box and they can look at it again and again when they are older....I think its a cute idea for an older child,,,
"Part of skull attatched to tooth"!?! I don't even want to know! LOL!!!
-Mel
i have 3 kids, that's a lot of teeth, i need to print this letter out and start leaving it under their pillows instead, i can't afford all of those teeth. lol
That is so brilliant !!! I have got to use this on my boys. LOL LOL. Like the new Picture. xx
I love the tooth fairy. Sounds like he/she is finally toughening up on the rules. Darn!
LOL HA HA!
If I get a mean spirited letter from the Easter Bunny too, that will finish it for me! If you can't trust the darn Easter Bunny then who can you trust!
just get a pair of pliers pull out all teeth and put them in a plastic bag put bag under pillow if the fairy doesnt make you rich oops! try something else
HaHa! That's cute! It reminded me of something really funny that really happened. About 15 years ago my sister's neighbor left food stamps under her daughter's pillow because she didn't have any cash! It is sad that she didn't have cash..but that has always been something that has brought laughs when we have talked about it in the past. Her daughter was running around the neighborhood showing what the tooth fairy had left for her! He mom is a bit dingy and it didn't even seem to phase her that this was not something that people do..or maybe it has happened before..but can you imagine? I will give he an "A" for effort though and I will give you a star for this cute letter from the tooth fairy! Oh yeah, the kid tried to buy pencils from the school store with these food stamps(she was in 1st grade), and the teacher sent them back home with her to the mother in a sealed envelope with a note explaining what had happened! Ironically, I haven't seen this little girl or her sister in several years..and I just ran into them in the grocery store a few days ago. The oldest one is maybe in her mid to late twenties and her sister is a year or two younger..but they told me that the oldest one..the one that the tooth fairy visited that time now has six..yes six kids! She showed me pics of all 6 of them and her little sister now has 2. I just wonder if they believe in the tooth fairy?!
lol.think i would cry if the tooth fairy left me a letter!!
Hahaha thats funny lol, did you make that up?
Daughter keeps lookin at me strange cuz keep laughing lol :)
Lol please leave the bunny be - he is so cute