How do I get fever, cold or flu? I need and want to get sick?!


Question: How do I get fever, cold or flu!? I need and want to get sick!?
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ughh man everybody is answering you with stupid answers but i have the greatest answer ever!.
this method got me out of school for a week!.
all you have to do is go to bed at night on top of the blankets with thin clothing on example: dont wear a sweater, wear a plain white t-shirt and some shorts!.
and make sure the air conditioning is on at night if you wanna get really sick,
but i warn you because this type of sickness will be painful but rewarding!.
remember not to have any blankets on top of you!.
this should definetly get you sickWww@Answer-Health@Com

say outside with no jacket tell poeple to couge on you go to sleep with wet hair take a shower in cold water or get near a lot of tress for you can catch paulen end get even worse or if you have any allyers get near it or it eat and you will get sickWww@Answer-Health@Com

Acctually it not as simple as u think!. What u can do is u can get urself injected with Lipopolysaccharide(LPS)!. That substance can induce very high fever!. Usually LPS is the main ingredient in most microbs!. ur body will confuse it as a microb attack then sends ur immune system sky high!.

p/s: go wiki Lipopolysaccharide if u want to know more!.!.!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I don't know why you would want to get sick but a way to wear down your immune system is to eat lots of sweets and not sleep!. it might get you sick!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

As I sit here trying to guess the I!.Q!. of the questioner, I'm brought back to a simpler time when we put the thermometer on the radiator and gave it to mom!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Nothing is that bad dude!. Better to face up to what ever it is that is buggin' you!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Don't sleep
Make out with a sick guy
Go in the cold in a skimpy outfit
Don't dry your hair
Cut out your normal hygiene routines (well maybe not shower)
have fun being sickWww@Answer-Health@Com

i dont know why you would want to be sick unless you want to skip school, but just be close to sick people i guessWww@Answer-Health@Com

go to sleep with wet hair

or stand out in the cold for a bit

or yeah just find someone with a cold and get them to sneeze on you ahahaWww@Answer-Health@Com

y do you want to get sick!? i would go out in the COOLLD with your hair wet, and drink off of peoples drinks that are sick!.!.!. dont wash your hands either!.!.!. eeeewWww@Answer-Health@Com

be around the people who have it



also go outside when its really cold and dont wear a jacket wear a thin sweaterWww@Answer-Health@Com

dont ever wish for something bad like this to happen !. you may live to regret it!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

drink alot of beer for a week straight!.!.guarantee you will get sick & have fun in the process :)Www@Answer-Health@Com

You NEED to see a different type of doctor, dear if you want to get sick!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

simple, have someone cough right in your face that is sick!. or dont wash your hands!. enjoy!Www@Answer-Health@Com

put ur hand down ur throat and show mum or who eva it its bound to work!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

!?!?!?!? why!?!?!?!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

why would u even wanna get sick!?!?
just be around sick peopleeWww@Answer-Health@Com

if you want to get sick!.!.!. then you already are !.!.!.!.!.(in your head!)Www@Answer-Health@Com

snort saltwater and hang around outside for a whileWww@Answer-Health@Com

ummm i think u may already be sick!?!?Www@Answer-Health@Com





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