As anyone had close encounters with dangerous animals?!
Question: If so, what happened ? thank you
Answers: If so, what happened ? thank you
Only dangerous humans. Gosh P whats with the Category.
Just my wife
i had a bird crapped on me once, i phoned her the next day and finished with her.
The word is HAS. Yes I was attacked by an alsation about ten years ago and I knocked it out. I actually had to go to court as the owner, who let the damn thing roam the streets, decided in his deluded mind that I attacked the dog. I of course won the case.
From the section you have chosen did you mean sexually transmitted animals?
No, I haven't had crabs.
Yes I have. It was a opossum. I live in the deep south, so we are over run with them. It was on my porch, and I didn't see it until it lunged at me baring it's scary, sharp, teeth at me. Also they have an unforgettale hiss. Needless to say I ran in the house slammed the door behind me and screamed. Now, before I go outside at night,(oh yeah, did I mention I was garefoot? Yeah.), I make sure the porch is clear.
my missus.
at the time it wasnt funny.. when i lived in france i went to take a dump in the middle of the night. just as i was going to sit down i heard the water swish around in the lavatory pan. there was a 2 ft long snake down there. it was an ursini viper and quite poisinous. all i could do was flush it away.
even though back in the uk for years i never ever take a dump without looking in the tiolet bowl first
I cant really answer this question because i have never encountered a wild animal, a dog bit me when I was four still have the scar to prove it ,does that count?
Was attacked by a deranged swan a few yrs ago. Didn't catch an STD from it though!!!
Haha nice category. Not that kind of encounter.