Help quick?!

Help quick?

i work at a meat factory and my d ick is stuck in the meat grinder. i am on my laptop. the ambulance crashed . what should i do. its about to fall off

get a knife and cop it off

trust me itl work
ive done it plenty of times...........but i work at Mcdonalds

same S(#*T

so trust me
and sue the state u live in
and it must be tuff

hang in there bud


check your myspace

change yourlayout

cahgne song

sing a lulaby

make time go by


if that fails

turn the machine on