Why is my penis green?!
Question: Why is my penis green?
Answers:
omg u should totally check a doctor.
P.S. I know this intended for dudes but i couldn't help but to notice green penis...
green lube.
if u didnt use green lube then the crabs that are in everyonoes pubes may just b hatching
Has no circulation
Well stop making love to the jolly green giant silly pants.
You were exposed to the Japanese radiation leak?
I told you to stop masturbating while eating those green Gummy Bears!
its better to consult a doctor instead here.
You've been poking Kermit's grlfriend
infection, its going to fall off
It is a symptom of a big disease.............
Go and show to a Dr
St Patrick's day?
get that checked out ASAP!!!!!!
get ur green goggles off bro.
ur the hulk.
sex with martians??
you painted it?? GO TO THE ER