how can i get my penis fate?!

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Oh, your spelling!! Are you from the US?? Ok, now I understand.

There is no way to make your penis "fate" -- sorry, you got what you got, and that's it. Even an obese fat man still has a skinny penis. For some reason, fat just doesn't pile up there. There are some gimmicks you can buy from the back of magazines that will cause your penis to swell -- as when you injure any part of your body -- and this is only temporary. It can be painful and cause severe bruising as well. Learn to use what you have. Just because you have a "fate" penis does not mean it's any good if you still don't know what to do with it.

Zeus, King of the Gods and Lord of Mount Olympus, does not understand your question. It may have something to do with the spelling. Improve it, or you shall incur the wrath of Zeus!

Sorry, I don't think Fate supports the penis OS, I believe it can run on Windows, MAC, or Linux though.

http://games.wildtangent.com/fate/

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