How can I achieve better aim when ejaculating?!


Question: How can I achieve better aim when ejaculating!?
It's hard to control all the flailing about!.Www@Answer-Health@Com


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friend!.!.!. you're in luck, because I'm what's known as a jizzz-master!. i used to practice knocking over empty beer bottles!. now i can knock over full ones!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com

with all that glistening chest hair, i was sure you had already mastered that art!.

the experts will tell you to develop muscular control by stopping urine flow midstream, but i find that this makes a mess and the roommate gets upset!. so, i practice by holding back on my orgasm until i can feel it shooting down into my feet!. then i can just wiggle my toes and maintain control elsewhere!.

it takes a lot of dedication!. sometimes three to five sessions a day, but it's worth the effort!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Go to a gunsmith and have it drilled and tapped!. Go to your local outdoors store and buy a 3x9 rifle scope!. Use allen wrenches to put the bolts into the holes!. I would suggest a low profile scope mount!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

when you ejaculate hold it for a second and then let it go you can shoot real far and aim wherever you wantWww@Answer-Health@Com

Practice,practice,practice!.!.!. :)Www@Answer-Health@Com

Sounds like a genuine reason for plastic surgery!.!.!. get an adjustable nozzle installed!.!.!. you know!.!. works on the fire hose!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Just hold it real good and point it towards the direction you're aiming for!.

Sounds easy enough!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Put your head a centimeter away from the target!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Practice!. I put little paper boats in the toilet and practice by trying to sink them!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Twist-tie a laser sight on it!.

edit: If you're cheap just buy a laser pointer from Office Depot!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

What exactly are you aiming at!.!.!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Did you hit your eye whilst aiming for your mouth!?

Why else would you care!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

It takes two hands to handle a Whopper!Www@Answer-Health@Com

what aim do you need, if it's inside, it's not going to go anywhereWww@Answer-Health@Com

Grab on to it!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

Sounds like you need to nail it down!.!. well!.!.!. nail something at the very least!.Www@Answer-Health@Com





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