My doctor told me that my prostate exam would be tons of fun; what can I expect?!
Question: My doctor told me that my prostate exam would be tons of fun; what can I expect!?
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You can expect him to put on a latex glove and to apply gel to his largest finger and to insert it straight up your anus!. He will feel your prostate and probe it to check its size and for any abnormality such as a lump!.
Good luck
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AndyWww@Answer-Health@Com
Good luck
Regards
AndyWww@Answer-Health@Com
Probably tons of excruciating discomfort, maybe even, pain!.
The only guys who might possibly experience even a wee wee bit of fun, might be gay guys; but I kind of doubt if even any of them might care for a repeat!.((don't any of you guys take offense, now; all in good fun))
AlberichWww@Answer-Health@Com
The only guys who might possibly experience even a wee wee bit of fun, might be gay guys; but I kind of doubt if even any of them might care for a repeat!.((don't any of you guys take offense, now; all in good fun))
AlberichWww@Answer-Health@Com
your doctor has a strange sense of humor, it's painless but sort of embarrassing, the dr!. will insert his fingers into your hind end and apply pressure to your prostate, it only takes a second, they may also do an ultrasound, it's no big deal and is a good thing to have done anuallyWww@Answer-Health@Com
its a quick finger up the backside to check your prostate is normal sized & not swollen!. it is discreet & fast, the worst part is being embarrassed by it!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Buy a bouquet of flowers, stick them where the sun don't shine, and when your doctor looks perplexed, tell him to read the card!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
you can expect he'll have as much fun as examining a barrel of monkeys!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
A newly approved procedure eliminates "the goose" and replaces it with an MRI!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
read about RECTAL EXAM PROCEDURE!.!. :-)Www@Answer-Health@Com
Female doctors have smaller fingers!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
No big deal!. The doctor sticks a finger up your butt and explores a bit!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Well, dear, I think the doc lied to you!.
Oh, wait!. Jack B posted this question!. Nevermind!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Oh, wait!. Jack B posted this question!. Nevermind!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
You might want to seek help from another doctor !Www@Answer-Health@Com
best hope he has small fingers and if you notice he has both hands on your shoulders, then that's not his fingerWww@Answer-Health@Com
That guy on American Pie seemed to enjoy it quite a bit!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
A finger up the ***!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
keep it greasy, so it will go down easy--frank zappaWww@Answer-Health@Com