My neighbour throws his used condom in my garden every morning? What should I do!
Question: thats sick.. ha =|
get them, put 'em in a box, take the box to post office with his address on and get them back to him thru post [mail?] haha
Answers: thats sick.. ha =|
get them, put 'em in a box, take the box to post office with his address on and get them back to him thru post [mail?] haha
Try burying them and see what cums up next spring!
Umm, go over to his house and tell him to please stop throwing his dirty condoms in your garden. It's unsanitary and gross. Or you could just do the same back to him. And if you're not getting any action lately, then just masturbate into one and throw it on his proch or in his mailbox. :)
throw it in his garden!
Using something besides your hands [preferably a shovel or rake] gather up the condoms and put them on his front doorstop and write a note
bust one on a sheet of paper or in a plastic bag and rub it on his door knob
umm.. call the cops! He's littering in your yard! Plus it's very .... gross and unsanitary.
take your used condom turn it inside out and put it over his doorknob
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Throw them back.
save them up and then string them over his roof or door or go have sex and do the same to him or do the same to him and put it inside his newspaper.
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whoop his azz
hey, thought of throwin it back, d'oh!!!!!!!!
Save them in a small trash can hopefully in a storage shed and when you have enough call the cops and file a stalking charge, that will make him take notice.
They would have to by law test and see if it is his dna.
Go over to "Etiquette" and ask this question. It's under "Society and Culture." I'm serious! :)
throw salt into his garden. :) ok may be that's a little rude. Or you can write a note and leave it in his mail box if you're afraid of a confrontation.
I gotta say, whoppin his azz sounds like a great answer indeed and throwin them back sounds interesting. nevertheless, the cops would be sure to hook you up on assault charges if he's a punk and a rubber neighboorhood doesn't sound too pleasing. If he has kids or anyone in his family, I'd gather the rubbers up and hand it to them so they would get involved and either whoop his azz for ya or make him ashamed that his little girl or boy brought more than homework from school...
But I really like whoppin his azz though!!!
telephone the cops, accuse your neighbor's offensive, make sure he will not do such nasty things forever!!!
stretch a used condom over his door knob.
artificially inseminate his daughter with his own sperm; next time he'll think twice about tossing his genes around like that!
go pick them up and whip them back into his yard ha ha
Using gloves, tape them to his windows, lol.
Although I can't see the connection to men's health, I would suggest you have a word with them...