If you had a clarinet for a willy, how would you use it to your advantage?!
Question: i would practice my claronet 24/7
Answers: i would practice my claronet 24/7
The obvious answer is to get the girls to play a tune.
I'd get someone to play and make beautiful music.
i think they would kick me out of band for that one
You could play a tune when you are having a pee.
A bit difficult to hide in your trousers though.
You could learn to play it yourself, ( that puts a new slant on blowing your own trumpet) or make lots of new friends in the music industry.
Look forward to seeing you on America or Britain has talent.
blow it
i always want to learn to play the clarinet
lol
I'd teach my seven year old daughter how to play. And then help her practice, what?