I got this major major problem. Men only thanks!!!!!!!!!!!?!
Question: well i stuck my dick in a vacuum cleaner and i well i cant get it out. How the hell do i get it out?
Answers: well i stuck my dick in a vacuum cleaner and i well i cant get it out. How the hell do i get it out?
haha thats FUNNY but it sucks too
just wait for it too. um unswell
Once my cousin got his stuck in the pool vacuum. Just make sure it is turned off and start pulling. It will hurt, but it won't rip it off.
Oh yes, and you will have a bright red-ring around it. Talk about ring-of death!
well if it was erect when you got it in their
then think about baseball ;)..that should do the trick.
man that is unlucky!
soz but ive never heard of anyone doing that before!
make sure you dont rip it off! :)
good luck
use something like lubricate it.
i kno it was men only but put something like water or butter that is melted around the vaccum and base of your penis. This will help it slide out opposed to tearing. Also, make sure it is off.good luck!
well first you turn off the vacumm cleaner. next you get a bucket of ice and freeze the hell out of your cock until either you lose your erection or you have no feeling and yu just rip it out of there!
haha
damn that sucks
dont put it in a vaccumm
maybe u wont have this problem
Let me guess, smart-aleck. You lost the bet!
Remove the hose from the "suck" end of the vacuum cleaner and plug it into the "blow" end. Either your penis will be ejected, or your scrotum will inflate like a beach ball.
O.k I'm not a boy, but turn off the vacume first then pull "it" your winky out of the machine slowly if it won't budge then start putting the vaseline on and it should slide out. Next time don't play with the vacume.
I hate when that happens
If you stick an air hose up your *** the pressure will equalize and Willy will be free!
let me get this straight......your avatar is female, in one of your previous questions you state that you are a 28 year old female, and now your dick is stuck in the vacuum?? Sucks to be you, I guess.
turn off the damn sucker.
start humping the machine.. :)
pour some cold water over yer penise.. let it shrink down,,
apply some realy sticky lubricant n pull it out slow..
I hope it isn't the kind with a fan in the end of the hose.