Caught watching porn by mom. Need an explanation in the morning ?!
Question: My mom saw me masturbatin and watchin, told me to explain in the m0rning. please help me !
Answers: My mom saw me masturbatin and watchin, told me to explain in the m0rning. please help me !
How would this need an explanation? Why would you get in trouble for this? Your mom sounds like some die hard christian. If at all possible, call up your doctor and explain the situation to him, and have him speak to your mom, or look in the yellow pages and contact any doctor. ALMOST EVERYONE MASTURBATES, IT'S NORMAL. Don't forget that.
Its OK to 'bate. Tell you mom that ALL psychologists say its perfectly normal. Your dad does it, the mailman does it; even George Bush does it. Hell, even your MOM does it.
There's nothing to explain... unless she wants a play-by-play it's really none of her buisiness.
Nothing to explain.
You like porn. Chances are your mom likes porn.
Nothing wrong with that.
Say that you have questions about sex and since she won't explain it to you then you need to find other outlets.
That sux...just tell her the truth...it's perfectly normal to masterbate.
Ask her if she'd rather you be doing that or out possibly knocking girls up.
honey, whats there to explain. She knows, you know just let it go. pretend it never happened . most likely she will do the same
ummmm so ure in trouble..just let her rant..u cant do much really....there is no explanantion..tell her i cant explain
how old are ya? i'm the young sexual person's advocate. I advocate all homosexual acts, and pornography and masturbation. youre doing good in my book. tell your mom its normal for boys to do that. tell her you need some privacy lol
"Mom, I know you masturbate yourself sometimes too. It's only natural."
jump out of the window
lol
thats what i do if i were you
lol
Whats to say really? You were caught. So just apologise for what she saw. No need to say sorry for what you were doing as you have done nothing wrong.
Tell her you're a guy and that's what guys do. This happened to someone I knew when they were younger. It's really not her business.
Wow, that really sucks. Just tell her you no explanation.
Tell her the truth... but honestly, since you're at the age that you're masturbating, shouldn't you be able to create fantasies in your mind? Think about it, no spyware, viruses, and things like this won't happen. It's embarrasing, and it usually leads your mother to tell your father who then rags on you infront of your brothers/sisters/family.
Just tell the truth, and tell her you won't do it again... and then, go take a shower and exercise your brain.
I don't know how old you are, but explain that at your age, you are curious and experimenting with your sexually. You can tell her "at least I'm not experimenting with drugs".
blame the society, like in the Simpson's episode where the navy recruits Bart to make a boy band and includes hidden messages on the songs to recruit more soldiers to the marine
blame the advertisements that are everywhere
ok listen up im only 16 and ive been caught a few times,
stay calm
in the morning she will most likey avoid you lol
if she asks for an explenation just say
"it is a healthy thing and a privite thing" works all the time with me : ) always happy to help : )
I'm uncertain what your family dynamics are, every clan is different. Some, with strict religious views, perceive masturbation as a sin. If this is the case, well you succumbed to temptation.
If your family is not too concerned with theology, she may be laughing her head off just out of earshot...
tell her to bend over, then you want have to be batin....
Someone's in trouble tomorrow morning, glad it's not me.
yo dude,
jackin is part of ya life.....
...just like brushin teeth!!!!
tell her u doin environment a fav - cuttin down on unnecessary laundry.
the po.rn issue is another thing tho ----- just say ya curious; and it made ya horny ---- that's what it does!!!!!
i've been caught by both olds - but not watchi' porn - and they left me be 2 finish up.
hope u were able 2 c.um 2?
marcus
Before the morning have a look at http://boysunderattack.com You will get confirmation from religous people that it is normal. In the morning just say to your mum.. "mum you know it's normal for boys to do that.. let her see that site too. If she is still upset you are disappointed that she doesn't understand her own son...
Terrible aren't I. Good luck.
Your mother should of had those types of sites BLOCKED.