How do I measure my crooked penis?!
Question: just cause it is crooked it wont break to bend it straight to get an accurate measure
Answers: just cause it is crooked it wont break to bend it straight to get an accurate measure
LMAO.
use a string to measure it then lay the string out against a flat tape measure.
get a tape measure and bend it according to ur penis
dumbass!!!
Take a string and line it from base to tip then measure the string. Oh, and see a doctor because it sounds like you've done some damage to your unit.
use a compass
with a crooked ruler thats the only way
A crooked ruler.
with a flexible tape measure....
with a crooked ruler!