Quick need a comeback?!
Question: I just received a text message from someone I thought was a friend asking if I wanted to be friends with benefits.
I'm married and have a kid, of course the answer is no but I want a smart a** comeback. Any ideas?
Answers: I just received a text message from someone I thought was a friend asking if I wanted to be friends with benefits.
I'm married and have a kid, of course the answer is no but I want a smart a** comeback. Any ideas?
Send him a pix message of your husband clenching his teeth and making a fist.
What I do not understand what you are asking for a come back for you or him Ow ok something like are you that desperit to ask a married woman that.
just say no im married with kids
Say, "Yea i'd love that, we can get thelma and louise and watch it over and over and talk about the unfairness in society towards females while eating buckets of choc chip ice cream.. maybe u can do my nails?"
Sorry, Didn't you know I'm only into Women! LOL! That should get him thinking....
desperate housewife
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"Sure, I will have my husband send you a box of deposit slips".
Then you need to read the book "Boundaries"
heyy say yea we can do that once i get a divorce with my husabnd and get rid of my wonder ful kids that i love to much then i will do that [never]
"never happened"
Best thing is just to ignore it.
The tasteful approach would be along the lines of "I don't believe I understood you correctly. This will sound really silly, but I almost thought that meant something about breaking my marriage vows to my husband." Or maybe, "I'm very flattered, but I really can't accept your offer."
The less tasteful approach might be:
-- I already have one a$$h0le in my pants, I don't need another.
-- I already have a man - what would I want you for?
-- It looks sort of like a penis, only smaller.
-- I'll star in your masturbation fantasies, but that's as far as I'll go with you.