What to do?!
Question: my penis is 13" long limp. how do i get it smaller thats way too big.
Answers: my penis is 13" long limp. how do i get it smaller thats way too big.
a machete.
your penis is like pinocuio's nose
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Start off by turning the ruler around, I think you might have been reading the mm side!
Gross... You're going to have to go to a plastic surgeon and get some cut off.
lol i like the first persons answer. hows about you stop lying and itll stop growing
Chopping block + sharp knife.
Your welcome!
Wow, this must be a great dream that has turned into a (authentic fantasy.) oxymoron?
measure it with the inch side not the metric.
come over so i can shrink it for you.
get a friend to cut it down to size
pack it in ice for a week.
stick it with a big pin and drain out all the excess blood
like, c'mon dude, you don't really expect us to bite on that one without proof.
A centimeter is not equal to an inch. You must work on your metric conversions!
Wash it in hot water, it will shrink down to 10".
gosh I hope you are not a carpenter ! !
cuz u can't read a ruler