Cheer me up...please?!

A teacher is explaining biology to her 1st grade students.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some o...f these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the
incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my
kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!" "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffffff, Fffffff, Fffffff, Fffffff'. And before he could say "F $@K", the rottweiler ate him!"

Well, I would catch a grenade for you. And throw my hand on a blade for you, and maybe even jump in front of a train for you.

But that doesn't mean anything, right?

They are saying that Jeff Lynne had a gay love affair with Richard Simmons back in the mid 70's.
Lying piece of craps.