What drug(s) should I try?!

What drug(s) should I try?

I want to try some new drugs but don't know which ones I should try. I have expereince with weed, ecstasy, and a few painkillers. I'd have to say my favorite is ecstasy, nothing can match the euphoria you get from that. I'm not looking for something like that though, just something good and moderately safe.

Okay, here goes my man...

Psilocybin (In mushrooms). Based on your name, I'm guessing you're from Texas - as am I. What's one great thing about Texas? We have lots of cows. Why is that good? Because they take craps. And why in the heck is that good? Because that's where you get psilocybe 'shrooms from. Think of the nearest cow pasture nearest to you. Wait for a morning in which it rained, the ground is wet, and then the sun comes out. Our weather is so sporadic that kind of situation happens in the middle of winter. Go out to the pasture and pick only the mushrooms that are growing in the cow dung. Take them home and thoroughly wash them. Don't eat the roots, but do eat the stem. In 30 to 45 minutes you'll begin a journey and experience things that I could probably never express in words. I've drank a gallon of tea brewed with shrooms - so there is no real overdose level. In fact only one death has been reported of overdose of psilocybin, and that was a 7 year old. Its as, or more, natural as smoking bud.

If you're not exclusively looking for natural highs, acid (LSD) is not a bad option. However, only if you know the person you're buying it from and you trust them. Bad trips come from one of two things: 1) bad acid; and 2) incorrect mindset when entering the trip. End of story. If you go into the trip with the mental picture of it being a spiritual/psychedelic journey into yourself, obstacles are much easier to tackle. Go with it, don't fight it. Even if its scary to you. Some of the most meaningful and spiritual/psychologlical maturities I have gained in life have been facing the rough spots during an acid trip. It can be rewarding beyond belief, or it can be scary if you resist and panic during a trip. The things you are seeing are figments of your own intellect. Meaning your visualizations and emotions do not spawn out of the lysergic acid diethylamide - they come from within. Conquering those feelings leads to a feeling of maturity, confidence, and responsibility - psychologically speaking. Acid is a wonderful drug, when people respect it.

Amphetamines (Adderall, Dexedrine). Amphetamines are wonderful while you're on them. They're great - I feel like I can accomplish most things, and I don't get tired or bored. I'm happy, I have a tendency to have long conversations and over-analyze things. But it feels wonderful. However, its a drug you must be careful of dosage-wise. You CAN overdose on amphetamines. I've had a TIA (transient ischemic attack) from snorting speed. I did entirely too much, and a pain shot down my arm 15 minutes into the rush - I thought I'd had a heart attack. I lost feeling on the left side of my body for 3 days. One of the scariest experiences of my life. A transient ischemic attack is a fancy-smancy word for a mini-stroke. You must be careful and moderate about using them, but they can bring you alot of personal joy when you take them - especially when you accomplish a task at hand. Your brain rewards you greatly with a release of dopamine, norepinephrine, and serotonin. It's great. (Just don't snort 'em man, besides it lasts alot shorter too). Also - Ritalin is NOT and amphetamine, contrary to popular belief. Ritalin is a methylphenidate, which is much different. Methylphenidates have a tendency to make you go crazy - really. Don't judge amphetamines though, they're wonderful. The come-down kinda sucks though. Nothing compared to ecstasy however, which I'm sure you've already experienced. So it's all good.

Alprazolam (Xanax). Or bars, whichever you prefer. I do not recommend doing this on any kind of a regular basis. It's definitely fun to do every now and then - but ONLY every now and then. The more you take, the more your built-in common sense and inhibitions go out the window. You will definitely say and do a few things which you will later look back and never fully understand why or what the heck was going through your head. Its just fun sometimes to kick back at a safe place and eat some pills that will cause you to not give a darn about anything.

Don't do cocaine, crystal meth (methamphetamine hydrochloride), or heroin (duh) lol.

Hope this helps ya, mate :)
I've got lots of experience with nearly everything you can imagine. Just be safe, have fun, and don't let sh-- get too far out of control. Good luck!